I just mist seeing a vampire.
He became homeless and was forced to sleep on the bench
No! Little Brittle! He wasn’t supposed to go in the light!
Daylight savings time has killed more vampires than wooden stakes ever did
It disappeared into low quality JPG artifacts.
That is technically a suicide scene.
Went out for a smoke
Forgot about DST
This also happens if you play the ol’ trombone for 8 hours straight
Vampires tend not to react well to sunlight. Seems like he just wanted to see the sunrise one last time, and somehow missed seeing Interview With a Vampire.
The only moral act a vampire can perform
Old habits die hard.
So it had only been a few days since she got transformed. When she was still human, she used to sleep in on Sundays.
Tik-Tok algorithm got 'em.
