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Is this still available?
I always start with that, but add my questions right away (“Is this still available? If so, bla bla bla”)
Because there is a decent chunk of people forgetting to mark the listing as sold.
Or worse.
Look at this lamp in mint condition! Only $5! Hardly used! Brings you luck and win the lottery that’s why I don’t need it anymore! Oh, and it’s gone! Sold! No longer available, you idiot! I just keep the listing as a sweet memory! HAHAHAHA!
That’s just a conversion starter
Yes, are you interested?