The big brain am winning again! I am the greetest! Now, I am leaving Earth for no raisin.

EDIT: After reading your replies, it occurred to me that too much of my everyday speech is made up of lines from the show. Maybe that’s why everyone thinks I’m weird.

The rest of aren’t normal, and that’s what makes us great! … So, Leela, don’t want to be like us? Or do you want to be like Adlai, with no severe mental or social problems whatsoever?

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    I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.

    Thus solving the problem once and for all.

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    The use of words expressing something other than their literal intention. Now that is ironyyy

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    • I don’t know what to do! Should I eat more butter?!
    • This is the worst part: the calm before the battle…oh wait! I forgot about the battle!
    • Some of you will be forced through a fine mesh screen for your planet. Those men are the bravest of all…
    • Please, gentlemen, we’ve all seen too many body bags and ball sacks.
    • That wasn’t cowardice!
    • No, Scruffy, it’s me, Washbucket! I love you, Scruffy! I’ve always loved you!
    • Now open your mouth…No not that one. Your other mouth.
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    “So, what you think you just explained was…”

    “That’s right. This box contains our own universe!”

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    “I’m having one of those things! You know? A headache with pictures”

    “… An idea?”

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    Bender, depressed walks up to a bar:

    “Gimmie your largest, strongest, cheapest drink”

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    Nibbler: It’s a genetic abnormality which resulted when you went back in time… and performed certain actions which made you your own grandfather.

    fry: I did do the nasty in the past-y.

    Nibbler: Verily. And that past nastification is what shields you from the brains.

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    Gundersons Nuts! They’re Nut so good!

    I’m Shocked. SHOCKED! well not that shocked.

    Hey. Fry. Pizza going out. C’MON!