Spaghetti will dump out of my pant pockets upon my demise
Thats not spaghetti 🤢
A Linux boot USB
What distro?
The devs didn’t think that far ahead. It’s just Linux.
“What do you mean “distro”? Just go to linux.com and install it!”
Gentoo
Anxiety
Wh…why won’t it stop? It just keeps coming. Where is it coming from?
Please don’t mug me.
Phone | 1 | Legendary | $750 Leatherman Surge | 1 | Epic | $200 Flipper Zero | 1 | Rare | $150 Lock Picks | 1 set | Uncommon | $15 Mini Multimeter | 1 | Uncommon | $15 Random Tools | 1-3 | Common | $10 Mini Mouse and Keyboard | 1 set | Common | $10 Cash | - | Common | $33-$83 Cable | 1-5 | Junk | $5 Random OS Installer | 1-3 | Junk | $5 Keys | 1 stack | Junk | $0This guy securities
Is a phone really legendary if every person you kill drops one? 🤔
It’s legendary to me. Don’t rarity shame my loot table.
A pair of glasses that nobody else can see through, a fixed size watch that will only fit the smallest of wrists, and a mostly empty wallet with cryptic notes in it going back over a decade.
This is really intriguing for some reason… do you live in the eu?:)
Nope, Gulf Coast USA. But yep, that plus a couple other items would be my loot.
I also have a couple fun cards in my wallet, one is a Fresnel magnifying lens, which can be used to start fires, and another card is a folding pocket knife.
Edit: Also a multitool plus a spiked watch wristband coming up very soon. I’m not a fan of metal detectors LOL!
An ear or a tooth that would contribute towards satisfying your quest, but inexplicably only 10% of the time.
So it’s a quest in Appalachia?
My +3 poop knife
a rucksack with a bunch of nifty tools inside
Cargo Shorts of Holding.
A bunch of fully functionally cables that you’ll keep forever but will never have any practical use.
A suit of armor that looks very different when you put it on depending on your gender.
No loot, just 3 exp
Debt
A bunch of replacement organs that would look nice on first look but would actually drain your stamina at 5 % per year.
A small plain wooden box, with a gold-looking clasp.
Upon opening, the person would be granted anxiety, depression, empathy, and self-loathing, or an increase of the same, to the point they’d often wish they’d never existed.
If by “defeated” you mean “killed outright”, there’d also be a small slip of paper saying “Thank you.”
