In this image: Anon doesn’t know how to read subtext

What the doctor said: “It seems you’ve done some research. It’s true that medication often has side effects, but this is not always the case and is often outweighed by the benefits. Let’s set that option aside for now, and revisit later.”

What anon heard: “Wow, you avoided my dastardly trap! I’m going to have to be more careful around you.”