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It’s ok, I don’t play Zelda. It’s more like I think Pokémon Blue was 10 years ago old but actually it was probably gen 4 (is that called Platinum?)
… I wish I hadn’t looked at Wikipedia now. Platinum was the third installment in gen 4 and that was 16 years ago. Apparently we’re up to gen 9 somehow
And I hate to tell you but gen 9 came out almost 3 years ago. We’re about due for gen 10
Pokemon X/Y was 11 years ago.
I don’t even know what X/Y is!
Visibly crumbles into dust from old age
Fuck off already.