Clown emojis all around

  • @[email protected]
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    32 hours ago

    let’s just do like all parents buying the last Call of Duty to their 10-year-old and just don’t give a fuck about PEGI.

  • @[email protected]
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    I still wonder why the hell is this game classified as a roguelike? It’s poker mixed with MTG. Also, why are you crying dude? You made a literal slot machine.

      • @[email protected]
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        84 hours ago

        No, rouge is the stuff that ladies put on their cheeks. You mean rogue, as in wildcard, untameable, privateer.

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        Semi-permanency is not a defining feature of roguelikes, in most of them every run starts from scratch.

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          That’s why he said roguelite. Semipermanency (being able to unlock upgrades for future runs) is what separates the roguelite from a roguelike. In a roguelike, every run you start from 0, in a roguelite you unlock things that make differences in future runs (in the case of balatro: different decks, new jokers, …)

  • Klnsfw 🏳️‍🌈
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    Balatro is a hard drug worse than heroin. We need to protect our kids from the bottomless pit of roguelite games

      • @[email protected]
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        If you’ve ever spent money on a movie theatre ticket, you value your time at $7-$20 dollars an hour. This… is thousands of hours of entertainment.

        • lad
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          241 minutes ago

          So, you’re suggesting we make games per hour subscription? A good idea /s

  • @[email protected]
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    1610 hours ago

    Are all game rating systems just complete and utter garbage? Dare you to find a good one.

    • @[email protected]
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      76 hours ago

      The ESRB isn’t awful, it’s not perfect of course, but I think it’s pretty dang good for what it is.

  • @[email protected]
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    4914 hours ago

    Hngh. Balatro already had a bunch of hassle on Switch eShop due to the PEGI ratings change.

    Earlier, Nintendo somehow got a PEGI 12 rating for 51 Worldwide Games, which includes poker and blackjack. I wonder what they argued to avoid the 18 rating. “Sure, this compilation has poker and blackjack, but it’s not like we made it fun.” (It’s adequate but compared to Balatro it’s very much a non-frills experience.)

    • @[email protected]
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      46 hours ago

      “sure our game has gambling elements, but we’re Nintendo so shut the fuck up and give us a better rating because you’re a private company in the business of giving ratings”

    • @[email protected]
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      612 hours ago

      I believe 51 Games came out right before the stricter PEGI policy. Same year at least. The whole thing is very silly.

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    He probably forgot to funnel millions of dollars to non-profits and businesses adjacent to PEGI decisionmakers and their family members. Rookie mistake.

  • @[email protected]
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    36320 hours ago

    this is starting to be horseshit. Every windows computer has a version of fucking solitare on it , there are other card based games that don’t get this treatment, and the lootboxes are actual gambling.

    I thought at the start it was a type of beurocratical problem, but it’s been too long.

    • tb_
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      14320 hours ago

      Not entirely sure about the European PEGI, but the American ESRB is funded by the same companies that it regulates. It was created after the outcry about violent games and was the industry self-regulating to avoid the government getting more involved.

      It is a lobby group for the industry, for better and in this case very much for worse.

      I assume PEGI is little different.

      • @[email protected]
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        5319 hours ago

        PEGI and many other groups are private groups. They’re not an authority of any form. They’re not associated with government, public regulation, or public election. They’re a group of people that create their own standards outside of the ISO or any actual regulation representing the public.

        Some countries do have actual public systems, but many just have these private groups that know best.

        • @[email protected]
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          This is all well and true, but it’s important to note that these organizations exist as a sidestep to regulation, they are formed by industry insiders as a promise to the regulators that they will be honest about how they rate games (or movies or music) so that the government doesn’t actually get involved and do it’s job.

          It’s a form of regulatory capture that allows the industry itself to decide what is harmful to us.

          It’s basically the definition of conflict of interest.

        • @[email protected]
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          1919 hours ago

          They’re private groups that do the ratings but ESRB is enforced by laws in some Canadian provinces for instance and PEGI is enforced by law in some European countries. They do have a de facto authority in those places as a publisher can’t just decide to disregard their ratings and sell to minors anyway or something.

          • @[email protected]
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            618 hours ago

            In Austria PEGI is “enforced” in Vienna while USK is “enforced” in Salzburg (and Germany, the reason why they buy all their games here). And PEGI might be shit, but USK is a million times worse.

      • @[email protected]
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        916 hours ago

        In fairness, I would much rather that than governments directly controlling access, creating an additional form of direct censorship.

        Not saying what we have now is great or anything though. I’m not exactly defending it.

        • tb_
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          316 hours ago

          I largely agree, but the interests have gotten misaligned. Back then it was the threat of regulation which changed things up, I think the governments should do a little more of that.

      • kingthrillgore
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        1719 hours ago

        To clarify: the ESRB is the rating arm. The ESA that runs it? That’s the lobbying arm.

      • the post of tom joad
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        419 hours ago

        i got curious and looks like PEGI is somewhat similar at least. The ISFE is a self-regulating/co-regulating (w/e that means) body. There seem to be some kinda independent audits but… Looks like they don’t audit so good, if this article is evidence

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          418 hours ago

          but… Looks like they don’t audit so good, if this article is evidence

          That’s the whole issue with it being a lobby group. It makes them a ton of money, so they are incentivised against making a rating for it because that would draw more attention/limit sales.

          And that’s where the whole government lobbying part comes in.

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            Right i was just clarifying what i learned about PEGIs setup, that it seems similar to the US’s ESRB. I’m a yank and didn’t know before looking either

      • Ech
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        4818 hours ago

        It’s as much related to gambling as Balatro is.

      • @[email protected]
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        4518 hours ago

        That would be the point, yes. Balatro has cards and chips, but chips are just there for keeping points. If Balatro is 18+ for gambling imagery, then so should Solitaire. That would be stupid, so Balatro shouldn’t get it, either.

        • @[email protected]
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          817 hours ago

          I think the important note is it’s not just the cards in Balatro. Is it right? Not in my opinion. You have to admit tho, that it uses waaaaay more gambling imagery (you make antes for fuck’s sake)

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            The term Ante in the game is used instead of “round” or “level”. It’s a measure of how far you’ve gotten. Each “ante” is made up of three “stakes”, point totals you need to beat in a set number of hands played and cards discarded.

            There’s no aspect of choosing how much you risk, of “ante-ing up”, or how much you stake. You either beat the points goal (called “chips”) or you lose. There’s no playing of your hand against other hands, bluffing about how good your hand may be to convince others to fold, etc. It’s just you against the score goal. If you beat it faster than the amount of hands you’re given to work with you get extra rewards.

            The game has no elements where you stake chips for rewards or anything like that. It borrows basic elements of scoring mechanics from poker, and uses a lot of poker terms for other purposes, but the closest part to gambling is the ability to buy random card packs between rounds (to customize your deck instead of just having the standard 52 card deck).

            In between rounds you have access to buy various things to add further modifiers to your scoring, and to adjust the composition of your deck in order to make getting specific combinations more likely.

            You can learn most of this in about 5 minutes with the demo, or by taking some time to watch someone else play on youtube.

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              Minor correction, the three stages in an “ante” are the “blinds”. The game instead uses “stake” to describe its ‘ascension’ system (a common mechanic in roguelixe games, where going to a higher ascension/“stake” adds difficulty modifiers to the game, for those who don’t know what I mean by that).

          • ObjectivityIncarnate
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            1112 hours ago

            You literally do not make antes in Balatro, in any way.

            You should know that you’re talking about before drawing conclusions.

            • @[email protected]
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              111 hours ago

              Do you know what gambling imagery entails? It doesn’t have to be how antes actually are used in poker for it to be gambling imagery.

              A game just has to show characters gambling for it to be gambling imagery. It doesn’t even have to be anything more than a level in a casino.

              • ObjectivityIncarnate
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                911 hours ago

                A game just has to show characters gambling for it to be gambling imagery.

                Okay. Well, Balatro doesn’t do that–no gambling of any kind happens in the game.

                So, what’s your point, exactly?

                • @[email protected]
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                  211 hours ago

                  The game is literally made up of gambling imagery. From cards to chips to terms, the whole fuckin 9 yards. MY POINT IS ITS NOT GAMBLING, ITS GAMBLING IMAGERY.

                  I prefaced the whole fuckin statement I started with with saying it’s bullshit. DESPITE THAT BULLSHIT THE LABEL IS NOT INCORRECT. I hope you can stop being fucking obtuse and see my point after I’ve rephrased it multiple times.

            • @[email protected]
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              112 hours ago

              I haven’t played or watched Balataro but from the description on steam

              You’re going to need every edge you can get in order to reach the boss blind, beat the final ante and secure victory.

              Unless ante here is referring to something else it seems it does have them?

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                “Antes” are what Balatro calls its levels. Each level consists of 3 stages, which the game calls “blinds” (small/big/boss).

                In poker, you don’t “beat” an ante, it’s part of what you bet. You also don’t “reach” blinds, nor is there such a thing as a “boss blind” in poker. And the word “bet” or any synonym should be pretty conspicuous by its absence in Balatro’s description. There is no gambling without betting/wagering, after all.

                So yes, if you’re familiar with poker, that description should make it obvious that the words have different meanings in the game than they do in poker.

                The only actual ‘mechanic’ that’s actually the same in Balatro as in poker is what comprises the different hands, and their relative value. And even then, there are also hands in Balatro that don’t exist in poker at all (five of a kind, flush house, etc.).

                • @[email protected]
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                  211 hours ago

                  Firstly you could read user names before going off, I was simply asking a question that Im unwilling to buy the game to answer.

            • ObjectivityIncarnate
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              But it has to be for something. And in Balatro, there simply isn’t any gambling. You never wager anything to win anything based on that wager. All you have are points, and you can neither wager them, nor lose them in any way, chance-based or otherwise.

              There is zero gambling in Balatro.

  • @[email protected]
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    10318 hours ago

    Fuck PEGI, their ratings always sucked and weren’t useful at all. Full blown swearing? 13+. One cigar through 500 hours of gameplay? Adults only. Never cared, never will.

  • ✺roguetrick✺
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    2515 hours ago

    Reminds me of that Australian law that was proposed to make anything with a relation to casino games Restricted 18 but merely mature for exploitative slot machine loot box mechanics.

    • TurboWafflz
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      13120 hours ago

      I think the current microsoft version of solitaire has microtransactions and ads so is actually significantly worse

      • @[email protected]
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        5819 hours ago

        They added micro transactions and ads to fucking solitaire? How have I not heard about this till now…

        • @[email protected]
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          3719 hours ago

          This isn’t really new. Solitaire has had ads for over a decade now since Windows 8, and there is a monthly premium subscription to remove them. As I understand it they also don’t show during offline play, but might be wrong about that.

          • @[email protected]
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            4617 hours ago

            Offline play? It’s SOLITAIRE. Offline play should be the ONLY play, by default.

            Feeling like I took crazy pills this morning…

            • @[email protected]
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              Damn I have fond memories of those games back in xp and 7 era but ig enshitification is evitable when it comes to Microsoft

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              1116 hours ago

              If it makes you feel better/worse, the subscription is shared across multiple games. I was playing a bunch of Microsoft Jigsaw at one point (don’t ask), and while you could play as much as you’d like for free, the fact that they squeezed ads into it to extort you (or more likely, clueless older people) really cheapened the whole thing.

              They had a lot of pretty photos which were probably not free, but come on, this is Microsoft, they have the money. I think this should’ve been bundled with Windows for free. I truly think a lot of people might even look back on it fondly the way they do with a lot of the older bundled-in games. We will take for granted how much the default option with any sort of technology around us has an impact on us as kids. Maybe not everyone, but not everyone loved pinball or inkball.

              Actual textbook enshittification: what was once a space for a nice default thing to fall back on if you were bored and had their operating system has now become an “opportunity” to “generate more business.” Very sad. Computers are impossibly wonderful machines, everyone who has access to one should be able to enjoy a few basic things, packed in, for free - with no strings attached (looking at you candy crush).

              I’m sure there’s a nice free or paid jigsaw game made with love out there that could satisfy that itch I felt that one week in 2020. Hm.

            • @[email protected]
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              116 hours ago

              There are daily challenges and things like that which is what I would refer to as online play. Not that crazy imho of you’ve put thousands of hours into vanilla solitaire that you may welcome something to spice it up.

        • @[email protected]
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          1618 hours ago

          Step 1: Add ads into [insert app of choice here] that are really annoying

          Step 2: Make people pay to get rid of them. Bonus points if it’s a subscription

          Step 3: People hate your app but it’s the one that’s installed by default so they use it anyway

          Step 4: Profit

        • @[email protected]
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          819 hours ago

          It’s not really micro transactions as much as it is a monthly subscription to remove ads.

          • @[email protected]
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            619 hours ago

            Its fucking solitaire you can play the old version from windows 95 online for free. This is beyond fucking stupid.

              • @[email protected]
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                318 hours ago

                Im a Utilitarian to a fault, of course I think the windows 95 version is just as valid. I wear everything down to scrap.

              • @[email protected]
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                Real question, why wouldn’t the win95/xp version satisfy someone? Isn’t it the same thing with simpler graphics?

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                  I can’t speak for other people, I don’t even play solitaire. Realistically, I imagine most people get new PCs with newer Windows versions and play whatever solitaire is on there.

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          I can’t see any news that you can ‘pay to remove ads’ but lots of “how do i remove ads in solitaire” with settings instructions or registry edits so i think op is only half right

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        I also don’t think it comes pre-installed anymore, you have to get it through Microsoft’s meme store that no one uses.

      • @[email protected]
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        1820 hours ago

        Supertux depicts imagery of speeding, misdemeanor and felony. +18 Age rating for Torvalds and all of his derivatives.

      • Ech
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        1418 hours ago

        Maybe look into the game being discussed even a little before commenting on it.

        • @[email protected]
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          I did. I’m not going to go buy it for this though. They literally use poker terms, poker imagery, and real poker hands. Saying it’s just because there’s cards involved is disingenuous.

          • @[email protected]
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            513 hours ago

            You could use the same for majong or pachinko like games like Peggle. The issue is the actual gambling, not just the game elements or risk, reward, and points going up. Loot boxes are 10× worse.

            • @[email protected]
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              112 hours ago

              No, we know that stuff that glorifies addictive activities can recruit or cause relapse as well.

          • Ech
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            And yet you say it’s cause of “gambling”. So you’re either lying about looking into it or lying about what you saw.

  • @[email protected]
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    14221 hours ago

    They haven’t understood the game at all, I wonder if they even looked at it for more than two minutes

    Run game > see playing cards and poker chips > close > PEGI 18

    • @[email protected]
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      8720 hours ago

      They’re not looking into blatant gambling in AAA titles, of course they won’t take a closer look into an indie game. They’re completely useless.

    • pachrist
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      1116 hours ago

      Ah, but there are also tarot cards, which is spooky Occult voodoo magic. Balatro backwards might spell “Satan is Lord” in some ancient druidic script.

    • @[email protected]
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      315 hours ago

      It can’t be that easy. PEGI says that games containing gambling (real money or not) are rated with PEGI 12 to 18. So there must be something else to the game that led to this rating.

      • lad
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        11 hour ago

        Maybe winning a game award while being solo developer studio, it feels like this to me

  • @[email protected]
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    612 hours ago

    Why should we care what a talking horse pseudo-plinco game thinks should be the age rating of their competitors?

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    7920 hours ago

    I wish lawmakers had some balls on this subject. If there’s gambling, they should have to register as a gambling company and comply with all the other restrictions on gambling advertisements in each jurisdiction.