• wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
    4·
    4 months ago

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  • Skullgrid@lemmy.worldEnglish
    2·
    4 months ago

    I need Explain Unix Surrealism

    EDIT : people seem to not get it, I mean this particular edtion, as in “Explain XKCD” explaining individual XKCD comics

      • Skullgrid@lemmy.worldEnglish
        1·
        4 months ago

        I need Explain Unix Surrealism

        I need Explain Explain Unix Surrealism

        EDIT : people seem to not get it, I mean this particular edtion, as in “Explain XKCD” explaining individual XKCD comics

        • RkWgorza@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
          1·
          4 months ago

          Just embrace it and let it wash over you. Eventually it will change you enough that you’ll come to understand instinctively

  • kakafarm@lemmy.sdf.orgEnglish
    0·
    4 months ago

    I have a bunch of quips running around in my brain:

    • A robot ASSassin.
    • Wait until the Mossad gets a hold of this doll.
    • Also, being the token Zionist, I would like to detonate her beeper!

    By the way, did you know that your cars now, or in the near future, have a remote killswitch?

    • pmjv@lemmy.sdf.orgOPMEnglish
      1·
      4 months ago
      • ASS is short for: Analognowhere Serialized Special
      • Mossad doesn’t exist anymore, it was assimilated after the World-Corp-War into MATA_Intelligence_Agency
      • The only religion that is sanctioned by the Gov-Corp is the worship of the Eternal Free Market.

      Kill your car.