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while we’re at it you can also legally buy traffic cones
remember, folks, if you don’t obey in advance, you can get cool shit.
like golden traffic cones.
(which was added after people were doing traffic cones on statues and Glasgow just gave up and gave in.) (Non-serious issue, with a serious reminder,)