• @[email protected]
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    The manager who approved this need to be fired. Programs need to ask permission to the user before installing, especially when they’re not device drivers.

    This is literal malware and there’s also a chance that it might be exploited (example: a mitm Attack exchanges the file that armory crate is downloading)

    This kind of Easter egg is not funny at all, developers must avoid undocumented time bombs. I still remember that day 15 years ago when I turned on my Wii and it said that the system files were corrupted. After hours of reverting a full nand backup via bootmii (and losing 2 years of game saves) it turned out that it was a funny April’s fool by crediar, which put a fake system corruption message when you run his program on April 1st. Problem is that his program was a loader for the system menu so it was unavoidable if you didn’t know that.

    Like me, there must be someone paranoid that saw that black bar on the screen, saw a weird Christmas.exe running on their system, and starting wiping or restoring old images to “clean” that.

    • Terrasque
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      More like old app design. It’s much harder (but of course fully doable) to have a memory leak in modern languages.

  • Kairos
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    WDYM “malware like”? It is malware.

      • @[email protected]
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        Nothing to do with Windows? Are we sure about that? Asus is a Windows OEM that pre installs Windows and has enough privileged access to insert a surreptitious executable compiled specifically for Windows.

        Yes, agreed, if they chose a *nix like OS and they had root, they could do the same thing and that would be equally shitty. It is Windows OEMs that exhibit this kind of fsckery and yes we do have a choice.

      • @[email protected]
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        Linux squashes root over ssh. An OEM could preinstall a sudo user to get around this but that kind of BS would be their death knell as a vendor.

    • @[email protected]
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      if someone not you installing crap you dont want isn’t compromised then i dont what is

    • @[email protected]
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      There is nothing wrong with your device. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. We control the horizontal. We control the vertical.

      • @[email protected]
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        …We control the treble, and all your bass belongs to us too.

        /incredibly ancient joke

        • @[email protected]
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          If you think the zoomers don’t know about Zero Wing you got another thing coming, buster 😎

      • @[email protected]
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        I suddenly have the UHF theme song stuck in my head. We gonna make a couch potatah outta you!

  • Phoenixz
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    And again, don’t have to deal with this corporate nonsense on my Linux machine. Maybe at work just ask IT to switch your machine to Linux. They likely won’t, but if enough people complain and ask, they might actually start thinking about using sane systems

    • @[email protected]
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      Linux on enterprise user endpoints is an insane proposition for most organizations.

      You clearly have no experience managing thousands of endpoints securely.

    • JackbyDev
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      Maybe at work just ask IT to switch your machine to Linux.

      Good luck lmao

    • Toes♀
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      Can confirm, from the IT side of things my hands are tied until the people talk management into it.

      But good luck getting them to give up on Microsoft 365. 🤢

        • Toes♀
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          Microsoft rebadged their cloud stuff from office 365 to Microsoft 365. This was to harmonize their offerings for enterprise customers. But it also incorporates all of the desktop software too.

  • @[email protected]
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    When you turn on your PC and notice that there’s a huge Christmas banner on your desktop, do not panic – your device is not compromised.

    Hah, well a vendor just pushed unapproved executable to the device and ran it without consent. Under any definition or other context it’s definitely compromised.

    • @[email protected]
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      This is why I boycott Logitech, they started pushing the Logitech Download Assistant through Windows Update as soon as you connect a Logitech mouse/keyboard.

      It autoruns not only when it is first installed but on every startup.

      It is rather annoying to try and uninstall it, I don’t get why there has been so little backlash against this…

      Microsoft permitting this is devaluing Windows Update, the driver (.inf) should be installed automatically, any executable file that WU wants to download and run on your computer should just bring up a small Windows notification saying something like this:

      The device you just installed requests to download and run the following program from Windows Update:

      Logitech Download Assistant

      Will you approve or reject this request? Approve/Reject

      It is just terrible that this is permitted

      • DefederateLemmyMl
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        This is why I boycott Logitech

        You should boycott Microsoft instead. As you say, they’re the ones permitting it.

        • @[email protected]
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          I would if I could, but I work with Windows and if I migrate to Linux at home, my skills in Windows would dimminish

            • @[email protected]
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              Sigh, why, why do you do feel the need to put other’s down over something as irrelevant as an operating system?

              But since Windows require zero skills, then even you may stand a chance to solve the following tasks that I have had to deal with within Windows.

              1. List all users in the local admin group of all workstations, if a group is part of the local admin group, expand it and list individual users, oh and some users/groups are still on an old domain.
              2. Whitelist a new USB device in GPO.
              3. Make a report of all computers in the organization, get the current system model number, memory, storage space, free storage space, check weather or not the computer is ready for Windows 11, sort the list by department and primary user.
              • @[email protected]
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                These weirdos have Linux as their entire identity and it’s become all consuming for some of them.

                I just block anyone who is shilling Linux too much as it gets boring quickly, and I use Linux myself as of recently but it isn’t all that amazing and it requires a good amount of configuration, contrary to what people on here will tell you.

                • @[email protected]
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                  Linux is amazing, I use it regularly for diferent projects.

                  I even dailied Ubuntu 15 years ago, but then switched back to Windows for gaming and work.

              • @[email protected]
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                I’m in IT too. My experience is that if you use Linux at home and Windows at work you just end up skilled at both. At one point I was even using a Macbook at work (wouldn’t have even been a consideration if WSL was just a little better), using a Windows jump server or a VM for my Windows-y ops, and I became skilled at all 3 OS’s.

                All of that is to say that your skill won’t decrease if Windows is still being used, especially if you’re using it in a professional context.

                • @[email protected]
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                  This is really the wrong sub thread to discuss this, this was my reply to someone laughing at the concept of Windows skills.

                  As for you comment, I am glad that it works like that for you, it doesn’t for me.

                • @[email protected]
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                  Powershell is very useful to use at home, maybe not in those exact tasks, but it is a Windows skill.

      • @[email protected]
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        I get this request sometimes on my work machine. Guess what? I don’t even have the rights to install it. Insanity

      • @[email protected]
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        I never knew about this (using Linux) but when I plugged my mouse onto a friend’s laptop and suddenly a big banner animated onscreen, my heart sank lol. No idea how this works but it was pretty unexpected.

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        It sucks because I’ve always liked Logitech hardware. Though I suppose you don’t need to run the software suite (or if you’re on Linux it isn’t an option anyway).

      • @[email protected]
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        I had windows update try to brick the BIOS on my Lenovo workstation recently. I can’t believe Microsoft and manufacturers do this kind of shit. Luckily my workstation had dual BIOS so I could recover it. Between that and the fact that lenovo manufacturer locks their processors I would have waited until I could afford a supermicro had I known.

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        Cannot confirm, I have a g903, paired mouse pad, and their brio webcam. I only have the G Hub, which I installed manually. Maybe they stopped this behavior?

    • u/lukmly013 💾 (lemmy.sdf.org)
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      Welp, seems ASUS motherboards also push this by default: https://www.techpowerup.com/248827/asus-z390-motherboards-automatically-push-software-into-your-windows-installation

      During testing for our Intel Core i9-9900K review we found out that new ASUS Z390 motherboards automatically install software and drivers to your Windows 10 System, without the need for network access, and without any user knowledge or confirmation. This process happens in complete network-isolation (i.e. the machine has no Internet or LAN access).

      • @[email protected]
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        Holy shit. I got Logitech peripherals, and an ASUS motherboard. I’m glad I’m on Linux. I still have Windows installed, and booted into it around 2 weeks ago, after it having lied dormant for four months. I didn’t notice anything being installed, but maybe I had to reboot first.

        Quite possibly, my peripherals and motherboard are all too old to have this anti-feature. Do you know if there is a list of which of their hardware this is the case for?

        Damnit, I always preferred Logitech mice. I guess I might have bought my last one.

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          The ASUS UEFI firmware exposes an ACPI table to Windows 10, called “WPBT” or “Windows Platform Binary Table”. WPBT is used in the pre-built OEM industry, and is referred to as “the Vendor’s Rootkit.” Put simply, it is a script that makes Windows copy data from the BIOS to the System32 folder on the machine and execute it during Windows startup - every single time the system is booted.

          So, sounds like a Windows-specific vulnerability feature.

          • @[email protected]
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            Make a read only file/folder with the same name and the script should fail. But that is horseshit.

      • Midnight Wolf
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        Similarly (above), I can’t confirm this either, on two different Asus boards, still in support/updates. I’m assuming this requires their software to be installed, which there’s no point to, so I didn’t bother… Maybe it’s part of their armory crate system, which can (should) be disabled in the bios…

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    Somebody should create a windows executable to be placed in the WPBT that silently install Linux on first windows boot…

  • @[email protected]
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    If it’s unwanted, disruptive, and (allegedly) impacts performance, that’s not “malware-like”. It’s malware.

    • @[email protected]
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      It also automatically reinstalls itself through a BIOS feature. That’s advanced level malware.

      • @[email protected]
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        Right? I thought I read that wrong!

        To disable future crap like this you gotta do it in the FUCKING BIOS? Wtf Asus…

      • Amon
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        The seven windows 11 users disagree with you

        (I am not one of them)

      • @[email protected]
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        Hey Nocture you didn’t respond to my private message so I’m asking publicly, when you reported me to myself here, what did you expect me to do about it? Ban myself? And what rule did I break? My instance (yes, I’m the owner) doesn’t require AskLemmy to have open-ended question format. In fact, the sidebar explicitly states this. Not sure what your expectation was.

        dummy

        Next time it would be polite to answer the private message. Happy holidays.

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      I think the title indicates that it’s like the malware known as “Christmas.exe”.

      Edit: I have too much faith in humanity…

      • @[email protected]
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        The title is pushing the narrative that “real companies” doing hostile bullshit isn’t “real malware”.

        When companies ship malware, it should be called malware.

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          Most malware is corporate shitware.

          Compared to the wealth of pop-ups, ads and tracker cookies ubiquitous in every website that are burning down forests so they can run black box algorithms to optimize dark patterns for extracting as much revenue as possible while working the sweatshop poor to the bone - worming their way into everything without the condom of extensions - a cryptostealer disguised as ChatGPT_NFT_money_explosion.exe made by some teenager in albania feels… benign.

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        From the article:

        Even worse, the malware-looking Christmas wreath is linked to a process called “Christmas.exe.”

        So the process was actually called that. It popped up on my machine this morning and I immediately started scanning the whole system for malware and searching to see if anyone else had this problem.

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    It is a part of the ASUS Armoury Crate software that is pre-installed on some ASUS PCs.

    Always flash new OS if you buy a computer.

    • @[email protected]
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      That’s in the bios, it’s a pcie device that windows allows to inject root level code into your environement, you have to turn it off and hope nothing ever spoofs that pcie id because that’s a permanent hardware rootkit into your pc like EFI

      • @[email protected]
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        That’s in the bios, it’s a pcie device that windows allows to inject root level code into your environement

        What. The. Fuck. Are they the only one to install their crap so deep?

          • @[email protected]
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            ROG is Asus.

            Also I don’t think I’ve ever had this issue with my previous, nor my current rog boards. I never use their drivers CD so maybe that helps

              • @[email protected]
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                ROG is model line of Asus, not a secondary brand. ROG is to Asus what F-series trucks are to Ford.

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                Or we could all be informed consumers and… research products before we buy them to avoid these kinds of issues.

                I’d never buy an Asus product. I hear they’re a nightmare when it comes to customer service, so in avoiding them, I avoid that problem.

                • @[email protected]
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                  I swore myself to never buy an ROG PSU (very noisy fan. Never had an issue with my seagate one being noisy) or a motherboard (armory crate).
                  Are other (gaming) brands also so shit to have me reset all settings before updating the firmware? e.g Gigabyte, AsRock, EVGA?

          • @[email protected]
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            Msi tomahawk has it too.

            Gotta go in the bios and make sure your motherboard isn’t “helping” with drivers.

            • @[email protected]
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              I dont know the exact model, but i think it is marketed B2B specifically. It advertises its “wolf security” on boot, which according to HP “offers hardware-enforced security layers, from motherboard to cloud, to prevent and contain malware, phishing, ransomware, and remote access attacks. It also provides solutions for patching, privileged access, remote management, incident recovery, and print security.”

              So it is something that allows HP access on the BIOS level.

              • @[email protected]
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                If it’s b2b it sounds like elite or pro model.
                But this wolf thingie is something about securing something.
                We usually remove it and it doesnt appear new installations.

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      That won’t get rid of it unless you also manually go into the BIOS and disable the install ASUS Armoury Crate setting as explained in the article.

      If you don’t do this it will automatically reinstall even on a fresh install of Windows. Some of these bloatware programs will even install without an internet connection! This absolutely ludicrously stupid feature is called WPBT and is used by lots of manufacturers. Luckily it doesn’t work on Linux (at least for now…).

      • @[email protected]
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        Yup. And here i am, always telling people to first read the linked article, before they write.

        • Romkslrqusz
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          It’s for the more novice users who can assemble a PC but don’t ever think go download / install drivers afterwards.

          Most of the motherboard OEMs do this. I get a lot fewer tickets where the root cause of the issue can be boiled down to “never installed drivers afterwards installing Windows”, which is also helped by the fact that many drivers are also served through Windows Update.

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              I’m quite happy to install it, disable its startup background functions, and then use it to install / update drivers periodically. Much less tedious than doing it the manual way, especially when managing 10-20 systems per week.

              There’s a bunch of other potential functions but I simply don’t bother with them.

      • Romkslrqusz
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        automatically reinstall

        The user is prompted to install the application.

          • Romkslrqusz
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            I understand and respect your preference.

            A “power user” is typically going to go through the UEFI/BIOS settings immediately after assembling their machine to configure them to their liking. Having that preference, you likely fall within that category. I would add that, at this point, this practice is about 6 generations old at this point and in use by most motherboard vendors.

            As the article mentions, the feature could be considered useful. These products aren’t designed specifically for power users. Having network access and a frictionless path to driver deployment is ultimately beneficial to the majority of consumers who are going to interact with this hardware.

            • @[email protected]
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              I would completely agree with you if that was what this feature was being used for, however most manufacturers use it to install bloatware instead of drivers which is not acceptable in my opinion.

              Not to mention the huge security risk of running exe files at boot up that could be exploited by malicious people. I’m sure manufacturers aren’t releasing a new bios update every time they update their software so old versions could have unpatched vulnerabilities…

      • @[email protected]
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        Universal Blue is my go-to. Their OSs feel like the future. They are so easy to use and low maintenance. The upgrades happen in the background and apply automatically when you restart your computer.

        There are three flavors: Bazzite for gaming Bluefin and Aurora for basic workstations and developers

        I went with Aurora for myself because I like the developer focused stuff. But I also do a lot of gaming. Even though it’s not gaming focused, it’s still great for gaming.

        My wife uses it on her laptop, too. She doesn’t give a shit what her OS is as long as it works and she can use the browser.

      • @[email protected]
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        This cracks me up that everyone has a different distro to recommend… But I’ve tried many and OpenSUSE Tumbleweed was the standout that I’ve decided to stick with indefinitely.

      • WorseDoughnut 🍩
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        EndeavourOS

        Even for beginners it’s got a fantastic starting layout and default packages, but it’s still basically “just Arch Linux” where it counts so you get the best of both worlds.

        • @[email protected]
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          +1 for EndeavourOS here. For 90% of what I do, it was a virtually seamless transition. Only hang up is a few games, VR, etc.

        • @[email protected]
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          Garuda is probably a better option if the focus is gaming. It’s the same idea, just with a focus on gaming hardware and software ready to go, out of the gate.

        • @[email protected]
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          Hi there. I just installed Kubuntu on a spare machine, but I ran into a problem with the snaps. How would one “de-snap” it? Can you point me in the right direction?

          • @[email protected]
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            • Remove Snap packages
            snap remove <package-name>
            

            (To check snap PKG installed, run

            snap list
            

            )

            • Uninstall Snapd
            sudo apt purge snapd
            
            • Remove leftover files
            sudo rm -rf /var/cache/snapd/
            

            and/snap`.

            • Optionally install Flatpak if you want an alternative.
            sudo apt install flatpak
            

            . Don’t forget to visit flathub.

      • @[email protected]
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        Depends on your skills and what you want. I’m currently configuring a setup on Void, to learn about login, Wayland & Flatpak. Is that up your alley?