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Yes, but you are old as a rock.
Those times are lost in the unknowable pre-history of what we call “the internet” today.
We’re just as stable!.. Maybe.
it would certainly make me feel better about myself if I knew rocks complain about their backs as much as I do
How do I know you’re not just a rock in a trench coat, complaining about human foibles like back pain to blend in???
Actually, how can I be sure I’m not?
Dun Dunn dunnnnnnn