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What if the front falls off?
well this kind is not meant to do that
Not unless a wave hits it
A wave? At sea? Chance in a million.
but surely they test it for that?
We’ll just tow it outside of the environment
This may be be best bit of all time. I think about it far too frequently.
Better hope you have good insurance, otherwise you’re gonna have to pay for it being towed outside of the environment yourself.