Y’all know what time it is! Didn’t hear from flute so I thought I’d set this one up for everyone today. I’ll post my own update below. I want updates from some of y’all from last week!

Sexy, funny, a sleeve of oreo cookies: let’s hear about everything naughty.

  • Vaggumon
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    1810 months ago

    I had a massive heart attack 3 months ago. On Wednesday I got the all clear from my doctor. Wife rewarded me with one of the best blow jobs I’ve ever had. 45 minutes later (I needed time to recover), we had an amazing night of me doing my damnedest to repay her. Every night sense then she has insisted we make up for lost time and I’ve got zero complaints.

    • @dazedandconfusedOP
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      410 months ago

      45 minutes later (I needed time to recover)

      YES that’s the greatest feeling. When the sex hits just right and you’re kind of stuck spent, woozy, and buzzing from the experience.

  • @[email protected]
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    910 months ago

    I went out on Friday with this girl I’d met at the club the weekend before. My first official date with another woman, pretty much nervous and excited in equal parts! I suggested sushi since she’d only ever had like grocery store California rolls, so we went out to one of my favorite places.

    It went really well, we clicked just as instantly as when we met. I got to impress her with my chopstick skills, and plenty of flirty opportunities feeding each other bites.

    We moved to the bar after dinner for some drinks, and she told me she’d been going slow on things getting really physical because I’d told her I was new to things and she didn’t want me to feel pressured. It was funny because I’d been looking to keep it slow because I didn’t want her to think I was just some straight girl looking to experiment (I know, it’s a stereotype, but I’d read that that stigma can be a concern sometimes when you’re trying to date as a bi girl). Turns out communication and openness is key with romantic partners, who knew?!

    It was pretty late when we left, so we didn’t end up doing anything that night, but we’re both much more comfortable about taking that next step and I’m really looking forward to our next date. I impulsively invited her to my place so I could cook for her, she seemed really excited by that idea, so we’ve got that set up for this weekend. Now I just need to figure out what I’m going to make! I love to cook, and I’m pretty good at it if I do say so myself, but I had done zero planning before suggesting that idea, so I’ll have to get things together this week so everything goes perfect!

    • @dazedandconfusedOP
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      310 months ago

      The slow burn on this adventure is amazing. As a bi guy it’s a lot more similar to my own experience with women as compared to men. The buildup and anticipation is half the fun.

      How are you going to keep yourself together until your next meeting?!

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        10 months ago

        Lol we’re constantly texting throughout the day, sending flirty messages to each other etc. I’ll admit I’m crushing pretty bad! Fortunately I’ve got plenty to distract me between trying to get my apartment ready, figure out what I’m going to make (I want something tasty and impressive looking, but not too heavy so we don’t have to worry about after), going shopping for all the stuff, and maybe getting something new to put on for playtime afterwards

        • @dazedandconfusedOP
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          310 months ago

          Oh my gosh I haven’t heard about a budding romance like this in a long time. You’re a great writer too, so it’s a lot of fun to read about your experience.

  • @flute
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    10 months ago

    Apologies all!

    Nothing naughty from me - I’ve been in the process of moving into a recently bought house here in the UK, so I’ve been moving some bits and pieces as well as building furniture. It’s also the reason why I’ve been so silent.

    So glad @dazedandconfused picked up the pace and made a thread! It’s been wonderful reading all your adventures!

    EDIT: changed wording. I clearly need more coffee.

    • @dazedandconfusedOP
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      410 months ago

      It was my pleasure, thanks for starting this tradition! I don’t have anyone else to share these stories with, and personally I also find it helpful to keep a record somewhere for my own memory.

      And on top of it all, folks share such interesting stories and experiences. I keep get inspiration on new things to try based on folks discuss here. It’s great!

  • sensual_lover
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    710 months ago

    this week is short but intense 😈👅

    i tied my girlfriend to the bed ( i have permanent restraint in place on the bed, but they are not on display in case you know… 🤪)

    i started by tiying her arms and legs and then blinfolded her … then the fun begin

    i took the two nipple suckers and applied then to suck hard on her nipples she started to moan slightly 👅 then i took the large feather and started to play with it on various part of her body avoiding the sensible area to tease her 🤭

    the next step is to kisse her and let her play a little with my dick in her hand but removing it after 1 minuts or two to tease more 😉

    after that is started to 👅 and tickle the sensitive parts 😈 with a nice whip all over her body

    now i’am heading above her head so she can suck me a little but not for long so she is a bit frustated 😈

    still tied i come to 👅👅👅 her pussy till she scream for me to make love to her 😂😂😂

    then i juste remove the restrain for the legs and flex her legs on her chest to make it hard 😈 until we booth came 💦💦💦💦💦

    • @dazedandconfusedOP
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      310 months ago

      Fuck that sounds so hot thanks for sharing! The way you built it up gradually sounds so intense and pleasurable. How much time do you think your session lasted from start to end? I can’t decide which role I’d rather be in for a session like that; I think I’d want to try both! For light bondage, I have yet to even try blindfolds but I’m sure it’s incredible.

      • sensual_lover
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        310 months ago

        yes it’s 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 i would say it lasted around 45min to 1h00 😈 yes we switch some time she restrain me sometine i restrain her we love to make the other explode 💦💦💦

      • sensual_lover
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        10 months ago

        for starter i would recommand i good blinfold to cover your eyes and don’t slip so you can just feel what is done to you 😈🔥

    • @dazedandconfusedOP
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      210 months ago

      Nice! I have something similar and it’s a lot of fun when the body is ready to take a sucker like that. The sensations go beyond any normal pleasure I experience with a partner. I actually put that thing on my fucking machine. Imagine that!

  • @dazedandconfusedOP
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    This was an interesting week for naughty fun. Standard disclaimer: this is a whole lot of explicit guy-on-guy stuff.

    Thursday I fucked a guy for the first time in a while, actually after having a first date with a woman earlier in the day. A really hot tourist from Guatemala messaged me on his last night in NYC. Once he saw my pics, he wanted my cock inside him so bad. Excellent kisser, which is rare with men. I don’t usually feel into anal on a first meeting, but when I brought him home the energy was just right. He had already prepared, but was still really tight and I’m above average so it was difficult to inside. I had to give him some poppers, and he was absolutely ready to cum from just my fingers inside him. He said he uses toys but no one else has touched him like that before. I asked if he’s been fucked by a vers guy before and he said mostly tops. Bottoms of Lemmy take note: you deserve this! A top with a big dick who’s just banging you for his own pleasure is not enough. Your pleasure matters, too, and just some consideration can go a long way to taking a good fuck for you and turning it into an amazing fuck. We made things work out after a couple of false starts with positions. He was still so tight and hot. We fucked for probably 90 minutes or so like this, taking breaks of him riding me to kiss, do oral, smile, laugh, and tell little jokes. That made it all even hotter, the energy and the vibes were perfect. I ended up having him cum while riding me, with our eyes locked, and his hand gently holding my neck. I didn’t last very long after that myself. He took me with mouth then hands because he wanted to watch the cum erupting from my cock after such a hot fucking. We were both absolutely slick with cum and (mostly) sweat by the time we were finished. Poor guy let me know his ass was still sore one and two days later. I guess yet another souvenir he took back with him from New York.

    Sunday I hooked up with a guy 15+ years younger than me. On Saturday I went home unexpectedly and ended up crashing at my apartment after a party in the city; it’s a long story. I woke up early Sunday horny and looking for some action before I had to leave town later that day. Got woof’d by a handsome grad student who is very oral and into cum control. I brought him over, and once things started to heat up we really got into it. His cock was much shorter but dramatically thicker which was fun to hold and get into my mouth. He was an excellent cocksucker: all women and most men end up getting teeth on me due to thickness, but he took it like a pro. We played a bit with spit/cocksucking slime, and then I told him that he’s in control. I’ll let him know whenever I’m getting close so he can decide if it’s time or if he wants to play more. So we’d go from his hands, to his mouth, to just kissing and no cock stimulation. He was a good kisser and I wasn’t in a rush. This continued for almost an hour until he decided it was time to let me go and swallow my cum. The orgasm was so intense that in the lead up I think I might have gripped him so tightly that it hurt. It was so hot. For me to reach an orgasm from just the mouth is rare – this guy is gifted. He was a real sweaty mess from concentrating for so long on my pleasure. He jerked off on my leg once I was taken care of, and we spent a good 30 minutes or so in bed cuddling and chatting afterwards. It was nice.

    • @dazedandconfusedOP
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      10 months ago

      Y’all should watch this if you want to see how a hair-trigger cock works. Dude literally take seconds from soft to cumming.

      ETA: it’s also a good cumshot

      • lowqualitythrowaway
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        310 months ago

        It’s true. I moan loudly but you can hardly hear it because I don’t last long!