One guy in my office has the fking fattest ass I have seen in my life. He is just so god damn fine.
I commute with the bike and so a lot of people here in my office and we have showers to freshen up. People know im gay and no one really cares (except one russian guy, but thats another story).
Anyway there is this guy, mid 40s, that I can sense a small pinch of fruitiness. He has really the fattest most delicious bubble butt that I have seen in my life. I dont see him often in the showers, as we arrive at different times, but once or twice a month I will meet him in the showers, and my eyes just can’t!
I thought he was gay, but he is married. The interesting thing is, he brought his wife once to an office thing and his wife is really butch, like if he is completely straight, he is definitely getting pegged (which I completely support!)
Anyway, I dont have anyone to talk about these things in real life, so there.
It would be totally inappropriate so don’t but yeah I want to see this fat ass. Bi men do exist (hi, there).
It’s amazing how much diversity there is in man ass. Good luck not popping a boner whenever you’re around him dude. Maybe you could just comment on how in shape he is once and you’ll get it out of your system. Ask him what his glute workout is. It’ll also let him know you have seen and appreciate all his hard work.
He rides his bike a lot and he has told me he has done for 15 years and when he was younger he did like 100km monday to Friday, so I think that’s his secret.
Honestly sometimes I feel like he flaunts it on purpose, like we are talking and he’ll turn around and just dry himself with the towel 🍑🍑🍑
No one checks out other more men than a straight man. Yeah he’s flaunting it. Regardless of orientation I’d be flaunting it too if I had that.
Honestly, not having any queer friends IRL to share with is a little TOO relatable 😂😭
Incoming story about a Russian coworker when? 👀