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BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 个月前

It's absolutely true.

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It's absolutely true.

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BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 个月前
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  • lugal@sopuli.xyz
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    I don’t need a fact checking team to know that this is totally true

    • BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldOP
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      Community note: this is absolutely factual.

    • MaxPow3r11@lemmy.world
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      I’m making a community note on this right now.

      True.

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      Community note: the post in OP is completely true, but the image is not related to the pump incident.

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    Can we please keep to shitposting in here and stop posting actual news articles.

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      I some how managed to read your comment backwards and got very confused

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        .selcitra swen lautca gnitsop pots dna ereh ni gnitsoptihs ot peek esaelp ew naC

        • zombie bubble kitty@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          .ƨɘlɔiƚɿɒ ƨwɘn lɒuƚɔɒ ǫniƚƨoq qoƚƨ bnɒ ɘɿɘʜ ni ǫniƚƨoqƚiʜƨ oƚ qɘɘʞ ɘƨɒɘlq ɘw nɒƆ

      • randint@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz
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        Oh wow I also somehow read it backwards! I even took me reading the comment two more times after reading yours to realize it

      • The Ramen Dutchman@ttrpg.network
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        Can we please keep to posting actual news articles in here and stop shitposting.

  • metaStatic@kbin.earth
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    Community note: This is 100% factual

  • BarqsHasBite@lemmy.world
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    Community notes: fake, Androids are already fully functional.

    • finley@lemm.eeBanned from community
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      Removed by mod

      • phdepressed@sh.itjust.works
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        The disrespect to Data. I expect better of lemmings.

        • werefreeatlast@lemmy.worldBanned
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          TIL Data’s last name is Accumulator!

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          Removed by mod

        • django@discuss.tchncs.de
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          Thank you, I feel the same.

    • wise_pancake@lemmy.ca
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      It still uses a pump

      Being flaccid is part of the androids functionality too, otherwise it would appear aroused all the time and nobody would trust it. Dr Noonien Soong had to add modesty filters, surely he had to add a flaccid protocol too.

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        deleted by creator

  • Eiri@lemmy.ca
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    The location of this comma, really annoys me.

    • renzev@lemmy.world
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      We already have the oxford coma, we need a name for this type of coma usage as well. Using another well-known university like Yale or Princeton might be a bit of a waste tho, I feel like the honor should go to a less gilded educational establishment. I propose we call it the Dnipro State Technical University of Railway Construction Coma.

      • coldsideofyourpillow@lemmy.cafe
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        Coma

    • tetris11@lemmy.world
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      The location of that command, also, really annoys me

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    Is he even supposed to be using this so soon after his rat penis transplant?

  • enkers@sh.itjust.works
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    I heard it’s not even a swedish-made electric penis pump, but a Chinese knockoff brand electric penis pump from Temu.

    • BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldOP
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      It sparks whenever you hit the button.

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        That’s a feature. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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          deleted by creator

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    Is it just me, or is he turning into the whitest Edgar ever, cuz?

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      He looks like if marshal mathers was part of NSYNC

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        He looks like a shitty fucking Roman Emperor. Which is by design, minus the shitty fucking part.

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    Articles news actual posting stop and here in shitposting to keep please we can.

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    It’s not his bag, baby!

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      Hey whats this?

      • smeenz@lemmy.nz
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        Not zuckerberg

    • Pumpkin Escobar@lemmy.world
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      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eG88rWGiYZw

  • psycho_driver@lemmy.world
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    Too much was being asked of it

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    Futurama ass timeline

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      Relevant xkcd

  • Sam_Bass@lemmy.world
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    Gotta ask yourself what such a huge pussy would need a penis pump

    • getaway
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      For the rat penis transplant, of course.

  • Rufus Q. Bodine III@lemmy.world
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    Confirmed by Snopes.

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    Do we even know he was in LA? Come on, guys. Someone should look a little deeper before spreading this kind of stuff.

    um…/s

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