• LoraxEleven@lemmy.worldEnglish
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    4 months ago

    I don’t ride fuckin hogs or minibikes… But you’d be just so fucking perfect spread-out on the bench seat; or rolled-up in the bed of my fuckin old Ford truck…

    • maipuOPEnglish
      1·
      4 months ago

      Oh love, what a great couple we would make, long drives down the road, do you have somewhere in mind?

        • maipuOPEnglish
          2·
          4 months ago

          I’d love to go there to take pictures, we could even shoot a video, but let’s go when it’s not snowing so you don’t freeze your penis off, although on second thought if it does freeze it could be a meat ice cream

          • LoraxEleven@lemmy.worldEnglish
            2·
            4 months ago

            That’s really good thinking! We’d make the sexiest frozen dong meatcicle sex tape of all fuckin time, girl!!