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Whats your stupidest joke?

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Whats your stupidest joke?

Servais (il/le)@discuss.tchncs.de to Casual Conversation @lemm.eeEnglish · 4 个月前

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actionjbone@sh.itjust.works
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What do you call a pig with three eyes?

Piiig.

(Say it aloud.)
- Worx
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  What do you call a deer with no eyes?
  
  No idea
  - actionjbone@sh.itjust.works
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    What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
    
    Still no i-dear.
- cheesymoonshadow@lemmings.world
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  That really made me laugh, then I told it to my husband and had even more fun, I was crying/laughing. Thank you. XD
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    You’re welcome!
    
    And based on your user photo, it looks like you have a really good cat. I thought it was important to say that.
    - cheesymoonshadow@lemmings.world
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      Looks like you do too! We love our Murphy. He’s a super senior at around 20–21 years old.
- esc27@lemmy.world
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  What do you call a cow with two legs?
  
  Lean beef.
  
  What do you call a cow to no legs?
  
  Ground beef
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    What do you call a cow with eight legs?
    
    A spider.

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