You know every time he does something, someone in the comments makes an idiocracy reference and we all roll our eyes because “Yeah, theres the low hanging fruit guy coming to farm votes” like its an original thought.
Well… Its my turn.
“This Inauguration brought to you by Diet coke. DIET COKE, IF YOU DONT DRINK IT FUCK YOU!”
Except Idiocracy didn’t go far enough. Drumph isn’t going to walk around saying he’s sponsored by Coca-Cola, Coca-Cola is going to go around saying they’re sponsored by him.
“The Coca-Cola Company, sponsored by Donald Trump. Donald Trump - Fuck you!”
In other words: Coca-cola doesn’t have a million to burn like the other oligarchs but wants to make Donny Two-Scoops feel like their special boy.
In other words, Coca-Cola realized that they don’t need to spend $1 million dollars, they can just slap “Special Boy” on a bottle for 6 cents and achieve the same result.
Did Coke just call him fat?
Nah according to people from last time he was president he drinks this shit a LOT
Holy shit it’s not a joke.
Also:
James Corden has said that Joe Biden has an “ice cream button” on his desk.
Quickly, Ben & Jerry’s, you still got a few days left!
I saw the community this was posted in and my brain somehow removed the “not” in “not the Onion”. I was like “haha, oh the Onion. They still got it.”
Then I looked at the community again…
Can coca cola please gift him more non-diet cokes so he can get diabeetus and die
Or just Diet Coke laced with polonium.
Want to know something funny?
Coke won’t allow anyone to put Jesus on Coke, but they’ll happily put Trump on it.
Trump’s probably a much better customer than Jesus.
I might not understand how Christianity does these things, but wouldn’t putting Jesus on coke be sacrilegious as fuck?
