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American citizens, they’re all fucked.
Introducing the S.P.I.T.R.O.A.S.T. Act…
Single-Person Identity Tokens Regulating Online Activity for Social Tradition. Along with a SSN, each American citizen will be assigned a unique token to verify their identity on the internet in accordance with the DANK Act (Digital Activities Need Knowledge).
You give him too much credit, he doesn’t have that much creativity. He would call it Doge-420-69, because that’s the only joke he knows.