Like what do I even do at this point. Its a free app and these reviews hurt app store performance,

  • @[email protected]
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    475 hours ago

    "This oven is horrible! 0 stars! Everything my wife makes on it or in it tastes terrible, "

    Sorry, yo. Ya can’t fix stupid.

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      105 hours ago

      It would explode his head

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    hey man i use your app rdx. My only sane reason to browse reddit……thank you for making it….i wish search suggestions were better ( eg . if specific subredit is not famous , it wont index and show under search suggestions real time as i am typing )

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    265 hours ago

    I thought reddit killed third party apps? Or are you paying the $10,000,000 per month or whatever it is?

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      335 hours ago

      It just scrapes for data, you can’t log in, post, or comment so no need to use the API

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      427 hours ago

      Or recipe reviews.

      “I didn’t have flour, so I substituted lard. I also didn’t have sugar, so I substituted salted cod. Worst cake ever. 1 star.”

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      I read somewhere that the best places to eat are Yelp 2 star places where the reviewer whines about service. It suggests the reviewer wanted to give a 1 star review because they were mad but had to concede that the food was good, hence 2 stars.

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      I loved this idea it was exactly what was described but I wanted a different color 1/5 stars

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    86 hours ago

    I hope there’s a way to have the review removed for being irrelevant. I love your app btw, please keep it up. The only issue that’s kinda annoying right now is that I lose my place in the feed when I swipe back out from a post.

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    17411 hours ago

    Standard reply:

    Dear sir or madam:

    Some crackpot has written me an abusive message, and it seems they used your account to send it. I’m replying to you as a courtesy in case you wish to take action against this lunatic.

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        3911 hours ago

        Not that, specifically, though it might be indirectly?

        I’m basing it off of one of Gyles Brandreth’s yarns where he described how he dealt with abusive constituents when he was a MP.

        Dear sir or madam:

        Some crackpot has written me an abusive letter, and they’ve signed your name at the bottom. […]

        Whether he came up with that or adapted it from something prior, I don’t know.

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    I see this all the time on user reviews. A quarter of them are just people bitching about partisan politics.

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    You’re responding to a Steve sock puppet account. It might not be him on the other end, likely it isn’t, but it’s his. He wants all the money and doesn’t like to share because he’s a greedy little pigboy.