See a doctor
Nah, just needs a gold needle.
(Final Fantasy reference)
See if it glows under a black light! You might have scored a yooperlite!
I’ll try, but I think Lakeport has been picked clean of Yoooerite
How does it taste?
I can’t remember, I was stoned at the time.
Large ass penis about the size of a tiny ass penis
Ass penis?
And you brought it home for a reason
It’s a penis rock.
What more reason is needed?
Don’t act so high and mighty
Contact your doctor if your penis looks like this.
The hammer penis, which is long and thin with a much larger head, has all the makings for a good nailing.
That’s what my gym teacher says, at least
DIY was never so sexy!!
Hey, a hockey st-COCK-…-ITS GOT BALLS-…corvid.jay.jpg
If it stays hard for over four hours, you might need to take it to a doctor. How petrifying.
Fun unrelated fact, in many indigenous cultures, taking things such as rocks and coral back home is considered to place a curse on your household until the item is physically returned to its original spot.
That’s not fun at all.
Mildy pizza-cutter
Penis? No, it’s a, a bicep…
Ancient dildo
Let me know if your mom wants it back
Now this is the content I come to the Internet for
Do it.
That’s not a penis. This is a penis. 8======D
