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I think you just keep explaining the joke. He’s not an early bird is the joke.
Yeah. It’s Monday and I worked all weekend but I’m also a little crispy. I’ll get there.
Well, crispy bacon is the best bacon. Just sayin.
Most definitely, crispy bacon