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The only right response to this is to play it cool and continue to walk with your flat tire while trying to shove your ankle back into the shoe only for the back of the shoe to fold down.
Then you eventually swallow your pride and you pull over, take off your shoe, and try to reconstruct the shoe back to its former state.