I’d have kept them in my fish tank.
((Alien facehugger screech SFX here))
I was supposed to eat soon…
Fun fact, fruit fly sperm is several cm in length when uncoiled.
It’s surprisingly sweet, too!
What a terrible day to have eyes
Ok, switching to my horny account to post this (for hopefully obvious reasons):
I’m really into excessive cum. Samething about being able to fill a quart jug or more gets me going.
But for SOME GODDAMN REASON others who are into that shit also post this shit unironically as if it’s the same fetish. Like what the fuck. I just have to scroll really fast and hope I don’t lose all my arousal. FUCK
This isn’t my horny account. Or maybe rather all my accounts are definitionally horny.
Got any good links/sites?
Not a special account and not anything I’m into, but for any fetish, Bing Video Search.
Hat Chat podcast deep cut?
Bukakke Pit Fighting.
There.
Now you have to think of that, too…
… two Bukakemon trainers spend weeks eating a special diet from their region imbuing their Bukakemon with innate attributes that help them in battle.
Trainers store their Bukakemon in their balls, ofc.
Arbok vs Muk
Arbok is ‘Kobra’ spelled backwards…
Chugging sriracha
*cups balls* “can you feel it kicking?”
…ya all talk about this from boy side, now think about girl side. Feeling it floppin all over inside.
You joke but now I’m designing an autonomous miniature dildo inspired by a fish and powered by AI.
uwu
So after vasectomy it would burst out of your balls like a xenomorph?
Enough internet
moar
Eraserhead (1977)
Audible plop as it comes out.
Having that thing come out would be horrifying, but so would be taking it in. That’s some alien shit right there.
start farming them, infinite food source
Did someone hold a gun to your head to force you to type this comment or did you voluntarily choose to make us read it for some godless reason?
Speadin the wealth
This implies mass produced babies
Nah, just some classic man milking.
The alternative is probably not much better:
Oglaf is a wacky treasure 🙏
True. Each comic is like a box of very weird choclates.
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