• @mtorstan
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    141 year ago

    “Why couldn’t they be the other kind, with the fish part on top and the lady part on the bottom!” - Phillip J. Fry

  • @throwwy0082
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    81 year ago

    A life of only titfucking and blowjobs. I suppose I could do it, if they looked like that.

    • El Barto
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      81 year ago

      If mermaids are like dolphins, you should be okay.

    • Daddy O SurfaceOP
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      11 year ago

      Well let’s not be too hasty, most fish have both an anus and a urogenital opening for eliminating waste and scattering eggs for fertilization. Marine mammals like whales and dolphins have blowholes as well so while titty-fucking and blowjobs are both excellent avenues to pursue you may have more options than you realize.