Also, probably nobody is fucking him…

His kids arrive through IVF and surrogacy. I imagine half because he’s actually a nazi and wants the electronics angle of having a child selected for traits to start his own little master race of people who jump up and try to make an X with their word bodies… And half because he probably has weird genitals and has probably only ever actually been physically sexual with his own mom (if his dad is any indication of how that family works, plus his weird public relationship with his Nazi hunger games mom).