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Actually, I held a baby once. It wasn’t hard at all. It was actually super squishy.
I was still squishy enough for my mom, to run me over when I was like 9. Only fractured my wrist, and had straw punctured holes all over me. It was fun, and horrifying.
…kinda just feels like this entire comment is just you shoehorning in the fact that your mom ran you over.
Which is a weird thing to brag about.
Relevant anecdotes, how do they work?
Seriously though this is a weird fucking reply dude, who’s bragging?
They are just thick and hard like a rock. And not squishy blood bags like the rest of us.