Quality Assurance is really over rated. DOGE should cut those fuck faces first for freedom fighters sake.

In Japan, heart surgeon. Number one. Steady hand. One day, yakuza boss need new heart. I do operation. But, mistake! Yakuza boss die. Yakuza very mad. I hide in fishing boat, come to America. No English, no food, no money. Darryl give me job. Now I have house, American car, and new woman. Darryl save life. My big secret: I kill yakuza boss on purpose. I good surgeon. The best!

A real team effort if the air traffic controllers join the effort too

I’m reminded of that one time the entire Polish government was killed in a plane crash in Smolensk.

By royal decree, the children of maintenance workers are to travel in the rear of the aircraft. /s