I lost that first attitude when Trump won the first time.

And even when I’m around people who ostensibly share my political views I still feel like an outsider for a bevy of other reasons. “Did you see that funny commercial?”

“No I don’t see any commercials. Ever. “

“Oh man the halftime show!”

“Didn’t see that either.”

If my biology didn’t make a persuasive argument I’d swear I wasn’t human.