🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 months agoAnon investigates a random goth girlsh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square108linkfedilinkarrow-up1784
arrow-up1784imageAnon investigates a random goth girlsh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 months agomessage-square108linkfedilink
minus-squareShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.onelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 months agoYeah, people think it’s easy to defraud Social Security. It’s hard pretending that I was born over 150 years ago. Shit, all the work I had to maintain that fraud. Fuck me, it was tough.
minus-squareHonytawk@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·2 months agoShut up Elon, we know it is you
minus-squareShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.onelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months agoLook, just cause I’ve cooked my brain with ketamine, use children as human shields, and an incompetent asshole…does mean I’m Elon. Fuck. My life sucks.
Yeah, people think it’s easy to defraud Social Security. It’s hard pretending that I was born over 150 years ago.
Shit, all the work I had to maintain that fraud. Fuck me, it was tough.
Shut up Elon, we know it is you
Look, just cause I’ve cooked my brain with ketamine, use children as human shields, and an incompetent asshole…does mean I’m Elon.
Fuck. My life sucks.