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Translation: Even if your bowels are ripping, never go break shitting.
I tried to keep the rhyme, even if the English translation isn’t grammaticaly correct.
Maybe “even if your bowels are ripping, never in the break go shitting”?
It’s still a bit clunky, but the meter works and the grammar is technically correct I think, even if an inversion is unconventional