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Hitler is the red herring. It says to select dictators with bad hair and his is okay.
There is a little of bad hair under the nose.
Ron Mael would beg to differ.
He doesn’t keep a toothbrush, that’s a dust mop.
I’d never heard of Sparks. They’re pretty cool!
If Worf and Hitler kissed, their facial hair might never touch.
Fun fact the toothbrush mustache became extremely common after WW1 especially in Germany because it was one of the few styles of facial hair allowed due to gas masks.