So, I’m a pretty average-height guy—5’7”. Not tall, not short, just… there. My feet, however, did not get the memo. They are gigantic. Size 15. Which means I leave footprints that suggest someone much larger (or possibly Bigfoot) passed through, got spooked, and took off running.
People always comment. First, the double-take. Then: “Whoa. Those are… big.” And finally, the classic: “How do you even find shoes?”
Badly. That’s how.
Shoe shopping for me is like searching for an ancient artifact. Store clerks disappear into the back, only to return shaking their heads, as if I’d asked for a unicorn saddle. “We might have one pair in the back…” And what they bring out is always tragic—some orthopedic dad sneaker the size of a small canoe, usually in a shade best described as “beige disappointment.”
For a while, I tried to hide it. I slouched. I crammed my toes into size 13s like a Victorian woman chasing a terrible beauty standard. I even considered custom shoes—until I saw the price and briefly thought maybe barefoot life isn’t so bad.
But now? I’ve embraced it. I don’t tip over easily. I get extra legroom on buses just by existing. And when people ask about my shoe size, I just smile and say, “Great for swimming.”
You know what they say about guys with big feet…
Big socks…
Big slippers too.
For some reasons your feet look waaaay bigger than they are. My feet are the same size and I can agree. Buying shoes is a nightmare. Luckyly we got a store that sells all kinds of stuff and this is the only place I am able to find shoes that fit and that aren’t absolutely ugly.
Could we get a “-What’s up doc ?”
I feel like you could have luck at Ross and TJ Maxx. I have fairly large feet (12). I feel like every time I go in there, next to the 12’s they have like a 14+ section, and sometimes they mixed in where they aren’t supposed to be when I’m looking for shoes in size 12, I see a lot of like name brand and expensive looking shoes for very cheap in very large sizes which I’m guessing manufacturers and distributors just offload to them on Ross, et al because the market for those sizes is so small and those are hard to move.
How much better at swimming are you than your peers?
Haha! I feel part of your pain. I also wear size fifteen. I got the height to go with them, though. Still, I live in Korea, and well, they do not have big feet around here.
You should start an onlyfans for your feet. Then you could buy custom shoes with the money.
You’ll grow into it
Consider barefoot shoes! Man if those aren’t a life saver idk what is. For me shoes would squish my feet quite badly. I also haven’t worn socks in like 7 months. Just warning they will require an adaptation period. Though they benefit feet real well mimics the natural spread and movement.
Check out Sierra.com. They have a couple models of size 15 vivobarefoot shoes right now for around $60. Pretty funny, saw them a while ago and was surprised to see the only shoes size in stock being 15.
OMG IS THAT WHAT MY SHOES HAVE LOOKED LIKE??? HAHAHAHAA. I wear size 13-17 depending on the brand. Like Jordan’s normally went to 15-17 and overall bigger shoes smaller. Though in truth my dude don’t feel bad. It’s cool being different! It means you are extra special and not normal like most people!
You look happy, though. I can’t imagine why 😉
You could see your feet coming around the corner then about 10 minutes later you show up.
So EU size 47.
Geländevernichtungsbretter (ground flattening boards) or Kindersärge (childrens coffins), as we call those kinds of shoes. I had a friend with EU size 48, but at least he had the matching height.
My Vans are a 49 EU?
Each shoe is the size of a van
Yea eu47 is 13, not 15
Shoe sizes are all over the place, you know that anyways. I’m somewhere between 12.5 and 14(.5) when looking for fitting shoes in the us
Check out barefoot shoes, maybe they help getting a shorter shoe. My size mostly comes from a need of a wider toe box. YMMV
This man cannot be knocked over.
Donald and Goofy have been searching for him.
You sir, are a comedy genius. I couldn’t stop laughing.
Bro could hang 10 off an awning
