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Name: Highway
Breed: I-75 berm
Birth year: Sometime before McDonald’s stopped using beef tallow
Total vet bills: -$20 (they paid us not to bring him back)
Jesus, haven’t laughed that hard all day.
This is a service I provide free of charge
(You can pay me $20 to stop)