• DoctorWhookah@sh.itjust.works
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    5 days ago

    Need to fill out a 420-69d and sign it at a 45 degree angle across the bottom right corner. Hand write the address on the #12 standard envelope. Be sure the back flap comes to a point. DO NOT USE A FLAT FLAPPED ENVELOPE! I can’t stress that one enough. Anyway, tape a quarter made anytime before 1964 on the back of the form then seal up the envelope. Type out the return address on the envelope and in the top right corner write “postage paid by addressee”. You should hear back in 6-46 weeks.

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      5 days ago

      Don’t forget to spin around three times.

      Not that way, widdershins! Widdershins!

  • Honestly? This looks like a troll. A clever one, because they’re using the same inability to use the English language correctly, avoiding all punctuation, so that they blend in and don’t just get banned.

    I’d like to see more content like this in that community: “show me the steps to avoid this, and evidence it’s worked for you.” It might, just might, save some more perceptive people from going too far down that road.

    I mean, we mock these people, but I can’t be the only one who’d rather see them come back to a more rational, realistic world-view. I know it sounds as if I’m arguing for conformity, but arguing against insanity is more arguing for sanity than for conformity.

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    I’m imagining a classroom full of schoolchildren trying desperately to make themselves invisible so the teacher doesn’t call on them.