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If you call mortadella hotdogs again I will personally be very mad at you
Leave the tubed meat paste alone!
That’s clearly not mortadella, you philistine.
It isn’t at all. But I know its something that wants to emulate that
Mortadella Philistine
My name is Mortadella Philistine
There’s a million meats I haven’t seen
Just you wait, just you wait…