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All good until You accidentally push the “smoothie” button.
Hedgehog dust. Don’t breathe this.
now I’ve got the will it blend theme in my head
“Mommy, why is my smoothie all red and pointy?”
We’re using exotic fruit.
I wouldn’t call cactus fruit particularly exotic.
I typed this and then remembered that there are people who don’t live in a desert.
As someone who doesn’t live in a desert. How do you process these, without having to deal with needles in your hands for the next few days?
Pair of leather gloves and some time, there aren’t too many needles on the fruits themselves so you can just kinda pull them out, alternatively you use a knives.
Reminds me of the old internet days:
https://archive.org/details/joe-cartoon-microwave-the-gerbil
https://archive.org/details/jcfrogblender