Cum will win
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Poop in my desk drawer
One could melt the crayons down and make a crayon dildo based off of a mold of an existing dildo, get wildly drunk and have moderately risky fun times. Don’t get too vigorous!
Must be nice living somewhere that you can afford to get foreign obstructions removed from your asshole every other weekend along with a complimentary blowjob.
I wouldn’t know, I’m the one removing the foreign objects from assholes. Pay’s okay, I guess.
