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Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month ago

U.S. border officials have caught more people with eggs than fentanyl this year

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U.S. border officials have caught more people with eggs than fentanyl this year

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Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month ago

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U.S. President Donald Trump has made stopping fentanyl at both the northern and southern borders one of his administration's top priorities, but American law enforcement data shows that another commodity appears far more often in seizures: eggs.

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How about works of art painted in fentanyl laced gelatin paint?

Just giving you all a hint lol. You could paint an entire car in that.

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