• merc@sh.itjust.works
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    Elon’s Children

    • Vivian (20, f, IVF)
    • Griffin (20, m, IVF)
    • Kai (~19, m, IVF)
    • Saxon (~19, m, IVF)
    • Damian (~19, m, IVF)
    • X AE A-XII (5, m)
    • Exa Dark Sideræl (3, f)
    • Strider (3, m)
    • Azure (3, m)
    • Techno Mechanicus (2, m)
    • Arcadia (~1, ?)
    • ?? (a few months, ?)
    • Seldon Lycurgus (?, m)

    His first girl (not counting Vivian) was born in approx 2022. He has 14 kids, and they’re almost all male. This isn’t coincidence, especially since most of the early children were the result of IVF, where it’s possible to select the sex. This is part of why he’s so angry. He only wanted male children, he paid for male children, and one of his male children had the nerve to not be male in defiance of his wishes.

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      Why does his naming conventions feel like he’s populating a Warhammer 40k fanfic? At first I was like “Well Vivian sounds normal” and then I remembered that she chose that name and her dead name (which fucking gross Elon posted) definitely fits the 40k paradigm.

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        I would bet that the names he chose, at least the ones that aren’t “X” in some way (Xavier, Exa, X AE whatever) are probably white supremacist adjacent in some way, “Saxon” being an obvious one.

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      Yep, he bought her. She’s his purchased property and she’s not doing what he paid for. I’m so fucking angry about this

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      A bit off-topic: In a darwinistic sense selecting only male offspring via in-vitro-fertilization is a bad strategy (by Elon). Females are more likely to propagate their genes than males on average, but Musk does not care?

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        That’s a bit like saying “It’s illogical for Herr Hitler to mistreat the jews. If what he really cares about is the German People, surely that aim is best served by retaining expertise where it is available.”

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        You think he’ll become a ballet dancer?

        If nominative determinism is a real thing, WTF does that mean for X AE A-XII?