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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 months ago

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 months ago
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  • cRazi_man@lemm.ee
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    2 months ago

    1+2=3

    There’s no place for a number 1. If you’re not going to shit, then you’re not allowed to pee either.

    • oxysis@lemm.ee
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      No no no, you just piss in the sink instead

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        Better to piss in the sink, than to sink in the piss

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      I gotta go, I gotta take a number three.
      That’s a piss and a shit and a wank in a tree

      https://youtu.be/sLLQFLXz6VE

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        That’s the only reason I suggested a #3. Thanks for spreading the good word.

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        classic

        a man of culture

    • i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      The place for number 1 is to the right.

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