Maybe Donald is playing the long game and has already heavily invested in Trump “I did that” sticker producers.
Oh he is playing alright but the game is crashing then buying stock at really low price then stopping tariffs waiting for stock to rise then sell
rinse and repeat till no more america and everything is own by is league of evil ass muncher
We did it America! The red wave is here and the Dems are no more!
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Wait… what?
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That’s not a map of the United States?
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What do you mean that’s the stock market?
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Well, I don’t care. I don’t own any sto—
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Of course I have a 401(k).
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WHAT?!?!?!!1!11
Your 401k is just DEI!
No, no. Their 401k is DIE!
You don’t get it. This is all trumps plan because he wants us all to buy things less and become tradwives and tradchads
Trump wants us to consume less so we can save the planet from climate change.
I’m unsure how to feel. Because fuck all these companies and the game they play. Luigi?
