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lol my head kinda went there too. I’m picturing some crusty old sergeant giving a motivational speech to his troops just before jumping out of a plane or some shit and capping it all of with slapping a green magazine with a sunflower logo on it into an assault rifle, “NOW LET’S GO PLANT SOME GOD DAMNED TREES!”