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How did I have bad luck enough to end up in the stupidest timeline?
They shot that fucking gorilla. That is how.
F
Save the gorilla. Save the world.
No, it was Bowie
Man, I didn’t even know David Bowie was in Ohio that day, let alone the same zoo!
Maybe that implies it’s the only timeline in which you exist.
so it’s their fault
It could also be the only timeline you’re in to tell me that. 🤷