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Looks drier than Ben Shaprio’s wife. Jesus Christ, man… Couldn’t you lube it up with some condiments or something? This criminal act you call a sandwich should come with a choking hazard label.
I’m absolutely going to steal and search for a reason to use that first line
How’s the weather where you are?
Appreciate the attempt but technically in a rainforest
…what’s a desert climate like, tho?
As dry as ben Shapiro’s wife!
Lately? Drier than Ben Shapiro’s wife!
It is you who do not see…
The onion is the lube, the onion is life.
The concept of putting condiments into sandwiches so that they’re not dry AF hasn’t made it to large parts of Europe.
I think they’re trying to catch some shiny Eevee or something.