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Yareckt to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 个月前

Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana

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Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana

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Yareckt to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 个月前
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  • Onno (VK6FLAB)@lemmy.radio
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    2 个月前

    Wow … we’re pulling out the old stuff:

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Time_flies_like_an_arrow%3B_fruit_flies_like_a_banana

    • dave@hal9000@lemmy.world
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      Thanks, I didn’t get it until I saw the banana image in the article lol

  • Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world
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    Well played

  • selkiesidhe@lemm.ee
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    Always liked that one.

    My husband, not so much. He rolled his eyes and said oh my God…

    I call that a win, folks!

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