This website contains age-restricted materials including nudity and explicit depictions of sexual activity.
By entering, you affirm that you are at least 18 years of age or the age of majority in the jurisdiction you are accessing the website from and you consent to viewing sexually explicit content.
I used to think they were all “phone Shrek at 3am” kinds of jackasses but have since learnt that they all do this. “Phone Shrek at 3am” was still the first impression I had though and I honestly think it’s really fucking weird that apparently doing this gets them more views. Maybe this is what getting old is but sometimes it feels like half the world has been replaced by pod people over the last 10 years.