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To become…uh… past master of said document you must make a wax mold of your butthole and use that as your stamp. (make sure that wax is good and hot, or you won’t be able to read the fine print.)
Pro tip, brass will be more durable, but it might sting a bit while casting.
I trust the brass ass cast master.