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That only works if you didn’t start in a messy kitchen. I’ll pour the eggs into the frying pan, but I can’t clean the bowl until the sink is empty. I can’t clear the sink until the dishwasher is empty. I can’t unload the dishwasher until my kids stop hugging my legs.