The TV screen casts a light over my small, studio apartment, the noise from the speakers blending in with the noise of cars and pedestrians going about their evening business outside the open window. I lay on my back on my lumpy futon, allowing the background noise to wash over me as I stare up, eyes glazed, at the lit rectangle that is my phone. Swipe, swipe, swipe, my thumb moves across the screen again as another woman’s face pops up on Tinder.

I don’t even know why I do this anymore, I think to myself as I habitually hop off the dating app and onto Lemmy, before quickly running out of posts there and heading to Bumble. It’s not like I ever get any matches.

Just then, a face pops up on my screen that I think I recognize. It takes a me a few seconds to connect the dots, but when I do, I feel my heart pounding in my chest. The face is one I know well, well, not exactly. The curves are the same, the smile is the same, the eyes are even the same, but there are grey hairs and wrinkles throughout the face. It’s the face of my ex girlfriend’s mother.

I swipe right, hoping that she does the same.

So there’s the prompt. I’m looking for someone to play my ex’s mother that I match with on a dating app. Maybe you match with me out of curiosity or maybe you’ve always, secretly had a thing for me. When you reach out to me mention something I’d find in your home so I know you’ve read this.

Kinks: Older Women, Oral (giving and receiving) tit jobs, cum shots, risky sex, joi, edging, realistic bodies, creampies, voyeurism, gentle femdom

Limits: violence, gore, noncon, underage, bathroom stuff, your typical list